'Once we were in Jacksonville, Florida and we were staying at a place called the Two Spot, a nightclub with a few rooms upstairs. We had adjoining rooms, for privacy, when we needed it. Among other things, we had a case of Coca-Cola. I drank it instead of water, and Joe drank more of it than I did.
One night, we were down to our last bottle. I hid it outside of my window sill for two reasons. One, to have it cold in the morning. Two, to hide it from Joe. The next morning, Joe busted into my room.
'No more Cokes?' He said, looking at the empty case. 'No more, man.' I said. 'You drank it all up last night. Your turn to buy the next case.' Just then, he noticed the Coke on my window sill. 'You're holding out on me, Robinson' he said. 'Just for that, I'll take your last one.'
As he reached out on the window sill, I leaped out of bed. 'C'mon, man,' I yelled. 'I was saving that one.' 'Saving it for me' he said, with his big laugh. 'Damn it, Joe,' I said, angry now, and I grabbed his right arm. I was trying to wrestle the bottle out of his hand. He shoved me away.
That made me angry and foolish. I threw a punch at him, a welterweight throwing a punch at the Heavyweight Champion. He blocked the punch and swatted me with his left hand. We started to wrestle, the bottle dropped to the floor and smashed.
Still squirming around, I slipped on the spilled Coke and gashed my right foot on a chunk of glass. I didn't realise I was bleeding, I though it was Coke on my foot, but Joe saw the blood. 'C'mon' he said, 'We've got to get you to the hospital.'
When I glanced at my foot, the brief bout was over. But for a few seconds, I held my own with Joe Louis. He helped me get dressed, then he picked me up like a baby and carried me downstairs to a cab. At the hospital, I hobbled into the emergency room.
'Right this way,' the nurse said, 'The Doctor will be with you in a minute.' The nurse was a doll. When Joe saw her, he forgot about me. He followed her outside, to her office, and leaned against the window, talking to her. 'Hey Joe,' I yelled, 'The blood all over my foot. What about me?'
'You be alright, Ray.' He said. 'The Doctor's on the way to stitch you up. This little lady told me so herself. Another Nurse is on the way too, because this little lady goes off duty now. And she wants me to take her home.'
'Take her home!' I roared. 'How do I get home?' 'After you get stitched up,' he said, glancing toward a corner of the room, 'You can take that cane. You'll make it, man.' And off he went, with that doll of a nurse. Laughs like that were typical.'
- Sugar Ray Robinson