***Christmas Day Free Bets***

Dingleberry

A cunning linguist
SportsBook Owner
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@everyone

There are two Christmas Day games that are part of Week 17. But since it is only 6 days away, I don't want to wait until next Tuesday to offer this incredible gift. No, not a gift. Let's call it what it is. Welfare. Any of you who are too proud to accept welfare should probably not partake. You know who you are, Counselors 😂

Here is your chance to win $1 million on Christmas! Make FOUR picks.

Pit @ KC 1:00
Bal @ Hou 4:30

1. Winner 1st Game
2. Winner 2nd Game
3. Highest scoring team
4. Lowest scoring team

Each correct pick earns you $200k. Hit all 4, I'll make it $1 million. 😍

Both games should be good. Now you really have some interest in the games!
 
1 - PITT (It's upset time)
2 - Houston
3 - Houston
4 - Baltimore
 
@everyone

There are two Christmas Day games that are part of Week 17. But since it is only 6 days away, I don't want to wait until next Tuesday to offer this incredible gift. No, not a gift. Let's call it what it is. Welfare. Any of you who are too proud to accept welfare should probably not partake. You know who you are, Counselors 😂

Here is your chance to win $1 million on Christmas! Make FOUR picks.

Pit @ KC 1:00
Bal @ Hou 4:30

1. Winner 1st Game
2. Winner 2nd Game
3. Highest scoring team
4. Lowest scoring team

Each correct pick earns you $200k. Hit all 4, I'll make it $1 million. 😍

Both games should be good. Now you really have some interest in the games!
I'll be your bottom bitch.

KC
Bal
High score - Bal
Low score - Hou

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1. Pit
2. Hou
3. Hou
4. KC

Finally a way to make money without dancing for @Dingleberry.
 
You just accepted welfare by placing these free bets. Where's your pride?😂

Don't kid yourself. You're dancing.
Nope, I'm competing. While maintaining my self-respect.
 
Nope, I'm competing. While maintaining my self-respect.

What money are you putting up for these bets?

It's ok. Daddy Dinglebucks flashed the food stamps, and the welfare queens came running. I created this free welfare bet just for you and Deus. That's how fucking mental I am 😂
 
What money are you putting up for these bets?

It's ok. Daddy Dinglebucks flashed the food stamps, and the welfare queens came running. I created this free welfare bet just for you and Deus. That's how fucking mental I am 😂
That's a pretty sad "win" against @Deus Irae and I. We were just too tough a nut to crack, so you had to settle for this!
 
That's a pretty sad "win" against @Deus Irae and I. We were just too tough a nut to crack, so you had to settle for this!

I didn't settle. Just waved the freebies out there, and the peasants came running.

Want me to get you a free Obama phone while you're collecting free shit?








Don't you know me by now? I never lose an argument. Even if I have to change the rules and move the goalposts to another galaxy. 😂😂😂
 
PIT to win.
BAL to win.
BAL to have the highest score.
HOU to have the lowest score.
 
1. KC
2. Bal
3. High - Bal
4. Low - Pit
 
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