PATS16N0
Well-known member
AFC West:
Denver: The Cringecity Flailing Asses. Their fanbase suffers from Me-Too-Syndrome harder than any other fan base in the league. They claw at any meager scrap of relevance and then start talking about themselves as if they stand with the other great Franchises & Dynasty’s in NFL History, when all they’re known for is getting occasionally destroyed in the most uncompetitive Super Bowls of all time.
When they signed Peyton Manning, they immediately latched on to whatever legacy the 2000s Colts had like a parasite. They suited themselves up in every Indianapolis rivalry like they were fucking Halloween costumes before the contract signature even dried. Every time Peyton waltzed into an inevitable career milestone they had horses with flags galloping around through their field displaying the totality of his accomplishment. The whole thing was honestly fucking embarrassing, but then again, the only QB they’ve ever drafted to win a playoff game was Tim Tebow, so they take what they can get like a Chinese movie theater.
The Broncos are probably the dumbest fucking team in the league. They’re gay, their history is gay, and everyone knows Terrell Davis completely carried a hapless Elway to his rings.
They’re the Rams-tier of the AFC only with a way dumber name.
Everything about them is a complete embarrassment. They’re greatest claim to fame (ask any of their dumb fans) is going .500 against Brady, when the majority of those wins happened against injury-devastated practice-squad teams missing their star weapons and multiple of their starting offensive linemen.
Bring back the Oilers. Move the Broncos to Tennessee and change their name to something even more stupid.
Chargers: How is it possible you always have a QB that’s simultaneously good and at the same time terrible? Games for other teams in your stadium are home games. You’re more likely to hear a Mark Sanchez chant in your stands than any one that’s ever played on your team ever.
Chiefs: Also carriers of the Me-Too-Syndrome contagion, which they probably caught from Bronco fans when they were getting stomped out by fucking John Elgay.
Ref calls lately looking more like Affirmative Action than a Harvard Hip-Hop basket-weaving class. Tom Brady’s Patriots rekt you in Arrowhead-fucking-stadium in the AFC Chanpionship game, then Tom Brady’s Bucs rekt you again in the Super Bowl.
You’ll always be a Me-Too.
Patriots, Steelers, Niners, Cowboys, Packers, Giants > You.
Raiders: Raiders are alright.
Denver: The Cringecity Flailing Asses. Their fanbase suffers from Me-Too-Syndrome harder than any other fan base in the league. They claw at any meager scrap of relevance and then start talking about themselves as if they stand with the other great Franchises & Dynasty’s in NFL History, when all they’re known for is getting occasionally destroyed in the most uncompetitive Super Bowls of all time.
When they signed Peyton Manning, they immediately latched on to whatever legacy the 2000s Colts had like a parasite. They suited themselves up in every Indianapolis rivalry like they were fucking Halloween costumes before the contract signature even dried. Every time Peyton waltzed into an inevitable career milestone they had horses with flags galloping around through their field displaying the totality of his accomplishment. The whole thing was honestly fucking embarrassing, but then again, the only QB they’ve ever drafted to win a playoff game was Tim Tebow, so they take what they can get like a Chinese movie theater.
The Broncos are probably the dumbest fucking team in the league. They’re gay, their history is gay, and everyone knows Terrell Davis completely carried a hapless Elway to his rings.
They’re the Rams-tier of the AFC only with a way dumber name.
Everything about them is a complete embarrassment. They’re greatest claim to fame (ask any of their dumb fans) is going .500 against Brady, when the majority of those wins happened against injury-devastated practice-squad teams missing their star weapons and multiple of their starting offensive linemen.
Bring back the Oilers. Move the Broncos to Tennessee and change their name to something even more stupid.
Chargers: How is it possible you always have a QB that’s simultaneously good and at the same time terrible? Games for other teams in your stadium are home games. You’re more likely to hear a Mark Sanchez chant in your stands than any one that’s ever played on your team ever.
Chiefs: Also carriers of the Me-Too-Syndrome contagion, which they probably caught from Bronco fans when they were getting stomped out by fucking John Elgay.
Ref calls lately looking more like Affirmative Action than a Harvard Hip-Hop basket-weaving class. Tom Brady’s Patriots rekt you in Arrowhead-fucking-stadium in the AFC Chanpionship game, then Tom Brady’s Bucs rekt you again in the Super Bowl.
You’ll always be a Me-Too.
Patriots, Steelers, Niners, Cowboys, Packers, Giants > You.
Raiders: Raiders are alright.
