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Before we get into the month of May, I would like everyone to tongue bathe Lord Sensei for winning the month of April. He is by far the most active bettor here. That should tell you something. If you want to win, make some fucking bets!

A new month means more money gifted to all of you. I will have that amount into your accounts before midnight. How much? Haven't decided yet.

Just 4 months remain until we get into the real betting. What we are REALLY here for. NFL Betting! Let's face it. This is a warmup. We are playing for a monthly title and the banner that goes with it. HOWEVER.......

You should pay attention to your bank roll and try to finish as high as possible in the Top 10 by end of August if you have any intention to bet the NFL season for the real competition. At the end of August, all bank rolls will be wiped out. Everyone (I assume we will have new people by then too) will start with the same amount. However, those who finish THIS contest in the Top 10 will begin NFL betting with a little more. And the higher you finish, the more you start with. So I would advise against going all in to win a monthly contest if it could jeopardize your final placing. Something to consider.

Once NBA and NHL playoffs finish, I will have more MLB available daily. But I will still post any games by request.

The NFL Betting is going to be fucking incredible. You guys who remember the Casino at Ian's Rump Room know how much betting is available. It will be even moreso with this program we have here. Preseason prop bets will be bigger than the Draft and the Super Bowl. Lots and lots for you to follow during the football season.

Alright, everyone rub Sensei's scrotum now. He earned it.




@Kontradiction @Finn @tabmixer @Lord Guts @TB12 Goat @666 @PM15 @CM Punk @Fly Eagles Fly @Deus Irae @Beers @jlaff @HSanders @Lord Mayo @Eru Iluvatar @LordSensei1958 @Lord Chevy @Jack Bauer @Hyped @Gumpboy45 @J.J Stokes
 
And I would like to commend the following for eclipsing the $1M mark!




1LordSensei1958 5000000 Scrotum needs love
2Finn4629503 Loves scrotums
3Lord Mayo3780003 DEI hire
4Lord Dingleberry1503345 A great guy
5Lord Chevy1336478 Drives a Ford
6Jack Bauer1032667 Russian asset
7Lord Guts1000000 Hot Latin ass
8Beers1000000 Northern NH redneck
 
Before we get into the month of May, I would like everyone to tongue bathe Lord Sensei for winning the month of April. He is by far the most active bettor here. That should tell you something. If you want to win, make some fucking bets!

A new month means more money gifted to all of you. I will have that amount into your accounts before midnight. How much? Haven't decided yet.

Just 4 months remain until we get into the real betting. What we are REALLY here for. NFL Betting! Let's face it. This is a warmup. We are playing for a monthly title and the banner that goes with it. HOWEVER.......

You should pay attention to your bank roll and try to finish as high as possible in the Top 10 by end of August if you have any intention to bet the NFL season for the real competition. At the end of August, all bank rolls will be wiped out. Everyone (I assume we will have new people by then too) will start with the same amount. However, those who finish THIS contest in the Top 10 will begin NFL betting with a little more. And the higher you finish, the more you start with. So I would advise against going all in to win a monthly contest if it could jeopardize your final placing. Something to consider.

Once NBA and NHL playoffs finish, I will have more MLB available daily. But I will still post any games by request.

The NFL Betting is going to be fucking incredible. You guys who remember the Casino at Ian's Rump Room know how much betting is available. It will be even moreso with this program we have here. Preseason prop bets will be bigger than the Draft and the Super Bowl. Lots and lots for you to follow during the football season.

Alright, everyone rub Sensei's scrotum now. He earned it.




@Kontradiction @Finn @tabmixer @Lord Guts @TB12 Goat @666 @PM15 @CM Punk @Fly Eagles Fly @Deus Irae @Beers @jlaff @HSanders @Lord Mayo @Eru Iluvatar @LordSensei1958 @Lord Chevy @Jack Bauer @Hyped @Gumpboy45 @J.J Stokes
Just remember. when you're behind me the view is always going to be the same...

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And I would like to commend the following for eclipsing the $1M mark!




1LordSensei1958 5000000 Scrotum needs love
2Finn4629503 Loves scrotums
3Lord Mayo3780003 DEI hire
4Lord Dingleberry1503345 A great guy
5Lord Chevy1336478 Drives a Ford
6Jack Bauer1032667 Russian asset
7Lord Guts1000000 Hot Latin ass
8Beers1000000 Northern NH redneck
I had eclipsed that until I bet $1M on the New York Knigs. Big retard move. @Lord Guts hopefully that soccer bet you made that I trailed ends up hitting.
 
I had eclipsed that until I bet $1M on the New York Knigs. Big retard move. @Lord Guts hopefully that soccer bet you made that I trailed ends up hitting.

You were WAY over $1M too.

Never bet on the Niggerbockers or any NY team. Bad mojo.
 
I'd hit that.

In fact I think I already have. @Lord Guts that looks like your ass!
Finn, you unabashed flamer! I really thought you had better taste than that. A discerning connoisseur of the Backdoor Buffet, if you will.

Just for you, my friend. Enjoy while I go BleachBit my system:

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Good write up on the ponies!!


 
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