SPORTSBOOK HAS RE-OPENED

[Dingleberry]

Greetings. The Sports Book has reopened. Due to some unforeseen technical dickafuckies, the updated SportsBook did not happen as planned. No worries.

One change we are looking to make is to have these rankings visible on the front page of the site. That way the betting options EVERY DAY and the money you have available will be visible to you. Quite frankly, the participation by some of you has been piss poor. I have stripped a couple people of their bank rolls because of a lack of participation. Since I am somewhat unstable and get agitated easily, it is bound to happen again.

Make some fucking bets once in a while. And don't give me this shit about there are no sports you like right now. I have won most of my bets by betting soccer. Soccer! I'd rather watch my parents in a sloppy 69 than watch a soccer game. We're trying to build something here. If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. I got that from a fortune cookie once.

Some games tonight will be up shortly. Fuck ya all later.



21. Beers 190000




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[Kontradiction]

Everyone should see an extra $50k to their last betting amount as well. If, for any reason, you had money before the attempted update and you’re showing a $0 balance, use this thread to report it. I’ll need the balance you had prior to the update as well as your name, address, social security number, and the names of immediate relatives and associates. I can be trusted with this information.

 

[Hyped]

Why did @Kontradiction give me some Dinglebucks today, anyway?

Not that I am complaining.....but this degenerate will waste it....(shrugs)

Edit: NVM. See above post.

 

[Hyped]

And I just dropped 105K on the Bruins -1.5....

Let's see if the Bruins get their heads outta their arses, @Deus Irae !

 

[LordSensei1958]

 

[Kontradiction]

And I just dropped 105K on the Bruins -1.5....

Let's see if the Bruins get their heads outta their arses, @Deus Irae !

Big balls bet. Hammer the fuck out of a single game right out of the gates with nearly half of your money. I commend you.

 

[Lord Guts]

Sorry guys the Sportsbook I thought was gonna be sick turned out to be lame when I tested it

 

[Kontradiction]

Sorry guys the Sportsbook I thought was gonna be sick turned out to be lame when I tested it

No need to apologize, my Mexican brother.

 

[Lord Guts]

To update everyone: I tried implementing a new Sportsbook last night but it wasn't ideal there was no leaderboard, no cash sign for your profile just wagering and events.

Right now I'm trying to see how I can have everyone show on the standings but if you're ever curious on the Top 20 just click on the transactions



That will take you to the standings for the time being

 

[LordSensei1958]

To update everyone: I tried implementing a new Sportsbook last night but it wasn't ideal there was no leaderboard, no cash sign for your profile just wagering and events.

Right now I'm trying to see how I can have everyone show on the standings but if you're ever curious on the Top 20 just click on the transactions

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That will take you to the standings for the time being

I don't even want to know!

 

[J.J Stokes]

I for one thought the SportsBook was just fine the way it was setup. Easy to understand but thank you @Lord Dingleberry for trying to improve it either way.

 

[Dingleberry]

I for one thought the SportsBook was just fine the way it was setup. Easy to understand but thank you @Lord Dingleberry for trying to improve it either way.

It is definitely staying as is. We are working on getting the rankings out in the open on the front page for everyone to see.

Guts was trying to make an improvement that turned out to be not so much of an improvement. He's the technical guru. I'm just the pretty face that runs the place!

 

[Kontradiction]

I for one thought the SportsBook was just fine the way it was setup. Easy to understand but thank you @Lord Dingleberry for trying to improve it either way.

@Lord Guts is actually the tech boss on here. Dingle does definitely bust his ass on these betting lines. We’re going to have our work cut out for us in March Madness. It would be nice if BookieByte dropped lines automatically as a part of the add-on, but we need to do it manually for now.

 

[PM15]

I'm getting that banner for this month mark my words.

 

[Dingleberry]

I'm getting that banner for this month mark my words.

We'll give you the Pfizer logo if you manage to win.

 

[PM15]

We'll give you the Pfizer logo if you manage to win.

Travis needs to wake the fuck up and stop with his stupidity. He's lucky he's still elite or he'd be dead to me

 

[Dingleberry]

Travis needs to wake the fuck up and stop with his stupidity. He's lucky he's still elite or he'd be dead to me

You're a good man for a Queef.

 

[Lord Guts]

I'm getting that banner for this month mark my words.

You gotta beat Dingle and our gay man Finn

 

[Kontradiction]

You gotta beat Dingle and our gay man Finn

Unless I win my bets for today.

 

[Dingleberry]

Oh fuck. The Bruins/Canadiens game is tomorrow not tonight!