Week 15 Betting

[Dingleberry]

@everyone all lines are up for Week 15. If you don't see a parlay or teaser you want, just ask. I post many options, but there are an endless number of teaser possibilities.

No free contest this week. However, there is a great opportunity for you to win money. Refer a new member to this forum. If that person shows signs of being even somewhat active after a couple weeks, I will reward you $200k rather than the $100k originally stated. Two people? $500k!

If you know people who would enjoy the freedom and insanity of this forum, refer them! The 153 forum (if you haven't gone in there) could keep someone busy for weeks reading fascinating threads. Especially you non Patriots fans! There must be others who support your gay, sad sack, fucktard teams. Let's go!

1	Dingleberry	6100000
2	Beers	4500000
3	Kontradiction	2885000
4	jlaff	2608607
5	Deus Irae	2400000
6	HSanders	2056234
7	TB12 Goat	1870682
8	J.J Stokes	1800000
9	mgcolby	1800000
10	Lord Guts	1650000
11	Godzilla	1445000
12	666	1346668
13	PM15	1325000
14	CM Punk	1205000
15	tabmixer	1200000
16	Gumpboy45	1195000
17	Lord Chevy	1054682
18	Tony2046	1025412
19	LordSensei1958	1000000
20	Fly Eagles Fly	1000000

 

[jlaff]

@Dingleberry can I please get a Dal, Hou, Bal, Cin, Den teaser parlay?

 

[Dingleberry]

@Dingleberry can I please get a Dal, Hou, Bal, Cin, Den teaser parlay?

6 point teaser with these five?

Or a parlay with the regular lines?

 

[jlaff]

6 point teaser with these five?

Or a parlay with the regular lines?

The 6 point teaser please. Actually, heck, could I do both?

 

[Dingleberry]

The 6 point teaser please. Actually, heck, could I do both?

Sure. Whatever gets you wet.

 

[jlaff]

6 point teaser with these five?

Or a parlay with the regular lines?

Also, I didn't see any Denver teasers, could I get Denver/Over parlay?

 

[Dingleberry]

Also, I didn't see any Denver teasers, could I get Denver/Over parlay?

Anything else? Can I wash your car too? I may have a little of my Saturday left free after getting these bets taken care of.

 

[Dingleberry]

6 point teaser with these five?

Or a parlay with the regular lines?

@Dingleberry can I please get a Dal, Hou, Bal, Cin, Den teaser parlay?

There isn't enough room to put all of this in bookie byte. It will just list the teams and the odds. Here is a breakdown...



Dal(+1.0)/Hou(-2.5)/Bal(-14.5)/Cin(-4.5)/Den(-4.0) (+2000)

Dal(+7.0)/Hou(+3.5)/Bal(-8.5)/Cin(+1.5)/Den(+2.0) (+400)

 

[Beers]

Could I please have a 10 point, 3 team teaser with : Patriots/OVER and Bengals?

@Dingleberry

 

[LordSensei1958]

I forgot that I had made some wagers before the season that are still in play. A couple of them, I already lost and a couple I've already won.

 

[Dingleberry]

@everyone

Don't you just hate the filthy rich people who treat underlings like shit? Like slave peasants who exist for their own amusement? Disgusting people.

On that note, I'm sitting at over $10 million Dinglebucks and I am feeling lonely. I can hardly see most of you peons down there. Which of you mongrels would like to dance for Dingleberry?

I am going to give away $2 million Dinglebucks! 1 mil of my own and $1 mil from the Casino vault.

The first four people to take me up on the offer will immediately receive $500k! Wow! What do you have to do?

Use the GIF or photo of my choosing as your profile pic until after the Super Bowl. And use the signature of my choosing. $500k!


Dance my welfare queens!

 

[jlaff]

Can't wait to see the first whore who takes Dingle up on this. For myself, I prefer my pride.

 

[Lord Chevy]

@everyone

Don't you just hate the filthy rich people who treat underlings like shit? Like slave peasants who exist for their own amusement? Disgusting people.

On that note, I'm sitting at over $10 million Dinglebucks and I am feeling lonely. I can hardly see most of you peons down there. Which of you mongrels would like to dance for Dingleberry?

I am going to give away $2 million Dinglebucks! 1 mil of my own and $1 mil from the Casino vault.

The first four people to take me up on the offer will immediately receive $500k! Wow! What do you have to do?

Use the GIF or photo of my choosing as your profile pic until after the Super Bowl. And use the signature of my choosing. $500k!


Dance my welfare queens!

500K? Bitch, I may be easy, but I am not cheap.

 

[Dingleberry]

500K? Bitch, I may be easy, but I am not cheap.

You can keep being a po' black boy then. Someone will dance for Dingle!

 

[Dingleberry]

Can't wait to see the first whore who takes Dingle up on this. For myself, I prefer my pride.

Enjoy your Ramen Noodles, Mr. Pride.

 

[LordSensei1958]

Call me Bojangles!!! Depending on the photo and signature

 

[Dingleberry]

Call me Bojangles!!! Depending on the photo and signature

You can trust me.

 

[Lord Maye]

i have no shame, ill take some dinglebucks

 

[Dingleberry]

i have no shame, ill take some dinglebucks

We have our first dancing monkey @everyone

Mr. Mayo is not too proud to take the cash. And I have faith he is going to take that $500k and move on up to a deluxe apartment in the sky. Just like The Jeffersons.

I'll PM you new profile pic and signature this evening. Once they are installed, I will give you the $500k! You're A good man @Lord Mayo in trying to better yourself.

 

[Lord Maye]