Miscellaneous funny, nice, happy, uplifting stuff.
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Lord Chevy
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HE's got some good stuff ... And Bob & Tom have always been good.
The first time I played his version of "Who put the dick on the snowman" to my mother was an absolute hoot. She went from completely offended to "Play that again, for the 5th time!".
HSanders
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Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
A: Well hung
A: Well hung
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Two Tennessee rednecks, Bubba and Jim Bob, are drinking at their favorite bar.Bubba says, "I'm tired of being uneducated.Tomorrow, I'm signing up for classes at the community college."Jim Bob nods. "Good idea."The next day, Bubba meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for Math, English, History, and Logic.Bubba frowns. "Logic?What's that?"The dean smiles. "I'll show you. Do you own a weed-eater?"Bubba nods. "Yeah.""Then logically, you have a yard.""I do!""And because you have a yard, you must have a house.""Yes!""And a house means a family.""I have a family!"The dean isn't done."Because you have a family, then logically, you must have a wife.""Yes, I do have a wife.""And because you have a wife, logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."Bubba's jaw drops. "I am a heterosexual! That's amazing! You figured all that out just because I have a weed-eater!"Excited, Bubba shakes the dean's hand and rushes straight to the bar.He plops onto a stool and says, "Jim Bob, I just signed up for college! Math, English, History, and Logic!"Jim Bob squints. "Logic?What's that?"Bubba grins."I'll show you! Do you have a weed-eater?" Jim Bob shakes his head. "No."Bubba leans back and smirks. "Then you're gay"
