A special Sensi glad to be back contest

[LordSensei1958]

Ok boys and girls, this is going to be a contest for the Pats/Colts game next week. This is going to be for a signed Sarah Palin Newsweek magazine. There's going to be a twist to this though. The contest is for the closet to the total number of passing yards for both teams combined without going over. Please PM me your guess and not post it here, and I'll post all the guesses just before the game. That way nobody knows who guessed how many yards until game time.

I'm also offering a substitution prize if you don't want the magazine. The winner has an option of a $25.00 gift card from Walmart.



If you choose not to participate, you can eat a bag of dicks.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Ok boys and girls, this is going to be a contest for the Pats/Colts game next week. This is going to be for a signed Sarah Palin Newsweek magazine. There's going to be a twist to this though. The contest is for the closet to the total number of passing yards for both teams combined without going over. Please PM me your guess and not post it here, and I'll post all the guesses just before the game. That way nobody knows who guessed how many yards until game time.

I'm also offering a substitution prize if you don't want the magazine. The winner has an option of a $25.00 gift card from Walmart.

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If you choose not to participate, you can eat a bag of dicks.

Where can I obtain this bag of dicks?

Edit: oh, never mind I see. Wal Mart.

 

[Lord Guts]

Where can I obtain this bag of dicks?

@Dingleberry is your plug there

 

[Dingleberry]

Ok boys and girls, this is going to be a contest for the Pats/Colts game next week. This is going to be for a signed Sarah Palin Newsweek magazine. There's going to be a twist to this though. The contest is for the closet to the total number of passing yards for both teams combined without going over. Please PM me your guess and not post it here, and I'll post all the guesses just before the game. That way nobody knows who guessed how many yards until game time.

I'm also offering a substitution prize if you don't want the magazine. The winner has an option of a $25.00 gift card from Walmart.

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If you choose not to participate, you can eat a bag of dicks.

Fuck Wal-Mart, I want the magazine! And I hate McCain.

 

[LordSensei1958]

Where can I obtain this bag of dicks?

Edit: oh, never mind I see. Wal Mart.

Free shipping!!!

 

[Dingleberry]

@everyone send picks to Sensei by PM before the game!

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

@everyone send picks to Sensei by PM before the game!

I’m checking the selection options of Walmart bags of dicks. If I like what I see, I’ll participate. (I love what I see so far. No homo.)

 

[Dingleberry]

I’m checking the selection options of Walmart bags of dicks. If I like what I see, I’ll participate. (I love what I see so far. No homo.)

I found a mouthful of dicks but no bags.

 

[LordSensei1958]

I’m checking the selection options of Walmart bags of dicks. If I like what I see, I’ll participate. (I love what I see so far. No homo.)

Black ones are more, for obvious reasons

 

[LordSensei1958]

I'm making my guess public, just for transparency

My guess is 513 total passing yards both teams combined.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

I'm making my guess public, just for transparency

My guess is 513 total passing yards both teams combined.

That was my guess. Now I can’t use it. Asshole.

 

[LordSensei1958]

That was my guess. Now I can’t use it. Asshole.

Sucks to be you.

 

[Dingleberry]

Guess that makes 512 a great pick!

 

[LordSensei1958]

Guess that makes 512 a great pick!

No, because I'm hitting 513 on the nose. But, I'm not picking nose.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Guess that makes 512 a great pick!

That makes my 511 even better, sandwich meat.

 

[LordSensei1958]

That makes my 511 even better, sandwich meat.

Time to take you all to school.

I picked 513, a damn fine guess if I say so myself.

Guess that makes 512 a great pick!

Ok, you picked 512. Not too bright of you. Nothing personal.

Now Ice Ice Brady comes in at 511. Again, not a very bright pick.

The contest is for the total amount of passing yards combined WITHOUT GOING OVER.

So, Dingle has to hit 512 exactly and Ice has to hit 511 exactly. I have 513 and anything more than that.

Class dismissed.

 

[Dingleberry]

Time to take you all to school.

I picked 513, a damn fine guess if I say so myself.

Ok, you picked 512. Not too bright of you. Nothing personal.

Now Ice Ice Brady comes in at 511. Again, not a very bright pick.

The contest is for the total amount of passing yards combined WITHOUT GOING OVER.

So, Dingle has to hit 512 exactly and Ice has to hit 511 exactly. I have 513 and anything more than that.

Class dismissed.

I didn't PM you. No pick yet.

 

[LordSensei1958]

I didn't PM you. No pick yet.

I'm going to hold you both to it because it's funny to me.

 

[Dingleberry]

I'm going to hold you both to it because it's funny to me.

Fine. I'm already sick of you. Shouldn't you take another break from here?

 

[LordSensei1958]

Fine. I'm already sick of you. Shouldn't you take another break from here?

I'm here until I croak. Then I'll haunt you fuckers here.