Choose One

[Dingleberry]

Serious question @everyone

If you were given this choice, which one would you take? If you don't have a dog, substitute your cat or other pet from the past.

We know HSanders is taking the first one.

 

[Dingleberry]

I'm giving my dog a longer life. He's 14 and is on borrowed time. Easy choice for me.

 

[Lord Maye]

id probly pick longer life for my dog assuming he wouldnt be frail like he is now at 13 with arthritis, etc

eating that ass every day for a year would be fantastic, but id probly choose the groceries

 

[HSanders]

As an english major I realize that "my animal living as long as I do" might mean I die getting hit by a bus in 3 years. So as that is all posted I would have to say free groceries for 5 years

 

[LordSensei1958]

That's just too much ass!! That's disgusting. Since I don't have a pet right now, I'm going with the groceries.

 

[Dingleberry]

As an english major I realize that "my animal living as long as I do" might mean I die getting hit by a bus in 3 years. So as that is all posted I would have to say free groceries for 5 years

I should have put the disclaimer that this will in no way affect your normal expected lifespan.

Go back to reading Poe.

 

[LordSensei1958]

I should have put the disclaimer that this will in no way affect your normal expected lifespan.

Go back to reading Poe.

What has Poe written? If it's any of the shitty Star Wars movies after the original trilogy, fuck him!!

 

[Lord Chevy]

I'd take the free groceries for 5 years, and probably die of gout after 3.

 

[HSanders]

Go back to reading Poe.

I hate the ravens so God damn much that I won't even fuck with anything from Balti-less.

 

[Hyped]

Serious question @everyone

If you were given this choice, which one would you take? If you don't have a dog, substitute your cat or other pet from the past.

We know HSanders is taking the first one.


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Long life for the doggo, but the dog needs to die at the same time as I do. I don't want to see my dog left alone in life without me.

 

[Kontradiction]

Serious question @everyone

If you were given this choice, which one would you take? If you don't have a dog, substitute your cat or other pet from the past.

We know HSanders is taking the first one.


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Free groceries for 5 years.

 

[Lord Guts]

dog easily

 

[OSUBuckeye]

Groceries

 

[Deus Irae]

The order of choice is simple:

4
3
2




#1 seems to have been thrown in as a punishment option.

 

[Dingleberry]

The order of choice is simple:

4
3
2




#1 seems to have been thrown in as a punishment option.

I agree. But we have several heartless fucks in here who would rather get free food than save their pet.

And @Lord Mayo who would prefer to eat that jumbo ass.

 

[Lord Maye]

And @Lord Mayo who would prefer to eat that jumbo ass.

 

[tabmixer]

My Shiba to live as long as me

 

[tabmixer]

My Shiba to live as long as me

And bury him with me as well

 

[Godzilla]

Serious question @everyone

If you were given this choice, which one would you take? If you don't have a dog, substitute your cat or other pet from the past.

We know HSanders is taking the first one.


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Dog hands down

 

[J.J Stokes]

Dog would be the sensible choice, but not much of a dog person I think I'd choose groceries.