College Football thread

[Jack Bauer]

@Jack Bauer 0.00% chance that whomever did this actually went to Miami. There’s a huge part of your fan base who are just dirt bags with no association with the school outside of the fact that they live in So FLA. There are going to be so many fist fights outside of that stadium.


View: https://x.com/On3sports/status/1829546950842368427

You’ll get no argument from me. I may have gone to Miami but that doesn’t mean I generally liked the other people who went, or their fans.

 

[Kontradiction]

Georgia/Clemson on one TV, Penn State/WVU the other. Both in 4K. Garage fridge full of beers and a stocked liquor cabinet.


View: https://youtu.be/LkB8pEp5vv4?si=kD8x0yg29ArgUHp6

 

[Kontradiction]

Carson Beck just got ROCKED.

 

[Kontradiction]

@OSUBuckeye when all of these announcers glaze Ohio State’s roster…

 

[Kontradiction]

Allar looks a lot more decisive this season.

 

[Beers]

Georgia/Clemson on one TV, Penn State/WVU the other. Both in 4K. Garage fridge full of beers and a stocked liquor cabinet.


View: https://youtu.be/LkB8pEp5vv4?si=kD8x0yg29ArgUHp6

If you were closer I would be crashing your football party

 

[Kontradiction]

If you were closer I would be crashing your football party

We’d be heading to the bars in a little bit to watch Florida/Miami with a crowd of hammered Gators fans. It’s beautiful out. My boys are getting to the beaches at 2:45 and we’re hopping in golf carts and heading to a bar called Brix. Big watch party with an inside and outside bar and it’s actually really fucking nice out today. Move to Florida, nigga.

 

[Kontradiction]

I have no idea how Klubnik is still the starter for Clemson. He is CHEEKS. If Dabo actually used the transfer portal, he could have easily upgraded at QB over the last two seasons.

 

[Beers]

Up here we had some beautiful weather this morning but it's turned cloudy/rainy. I got out there with the dog early though so I don't feel guilty for being a lazy asshole the rest of the day.

We’d be heading to the bars in a little bit to watch Florida/Miami with a crowd of hammered Gators fans. It’s beautiful out. My boys are getting to the beaches at 2:45 and we’re hopping in golf carts and heading to a bar called Brix. Big watch party with an inside and outside bar and it’s actually really fucking nice out today. Move to Florida, nigga.

 

[Kontradiction]

Fucking Georgia is going to get rolling now because Clemson can’t sustain a drive.

 

[Kontradiction]

Carson Beck looks like he could chew through 6” cable.

 

[Kontradiction]

@Beers this was me earlier:


View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_QoZQ7OGLA/?igsh=c2VvMHB6bHhxN2xk

 

[Kontradiction]

If Clemson continues to sit in man, Georgia is just going to keep getting the ball to their athletes in space. Meanwhile, Carson Beck…

 

[Kontradiction]

 

[Kontradiction]

Cade Klubnik is either going to be on the ACC Network, or he will own a car dealership in some bumfuck town in South Carolina after all of this. There is no in-between.

 

[Kontradiction]

 

[Lord Guts]

Gators getting the big cock of life

 

[Beers]

OSU hell yeah

 

[Kontradiction]

 

[Kontradiction]

@Jack Bauer I told you that the U had a squad this year. Thank you for knocking Mertz out, though. Hope he’s badly hurt. It’s Lagway time.