Death or Near Death Moments

[Deus Irae]

View: https://twitter.com/datsjackedup/status/1786523882377155056

Might not have made a difference with the way that car rolled and landed.

 

[LordSensei1958]

View: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1217586509220987

 

[Dingleberry]

Now I can't get the Aerosmith song, "Lightning Strikes" out of my head.


View: https://twitter.com/DoNoWatchVids/status/1787369658196386111

 

[LordSensei1958]

View: https://www.facebook.com/reel/7898821300168142

 

[LordSensei1958]

Now I can't get the Aerosmith song, "Lightning Strikes" out of my head.


View: https://twitter.com/DoNoWatchVids/status/1787369658196386111

I was in an elevator the other day going from the 5th floor to the 1st. I was alone in there. I needed to fart, so I let it fly!! All I could think of was the song Love in an elevator with these words" fart in the elevator, stinking it up while I'm going down".

 

[LordSensei1958]

View: https://twitter.com/Mrgunsngear/status/1788676862874411020

 

[LordSensei1958]

View: https://twitter.com/NeverteIImeodd/status/1788740667629506645

 

[LordSensei1958]

View: https://twitter.com/datsjackedup/status/1788690911930581289

 

[LordSensei1958]

View: https://twitter.com/accidentologia/status/1788816681524994545

 

[LordSensei1958]

View: https://twitter.com/NeverteIImeodd/status/1788714051926995211

 

[Lord Chevy]

View: https://twitter.com/NeverteIImeodd/status/1788714051926995211

You know, whenever I see an idiot motorcycle driver yeet themselves into the next realm I smile inside.

 

[Dingleberry]

I only give it an 8.5. Higher score if he stuck the landing.


View: https://twitter.com/accidentes_1/status/1789130050354520274

 

[LordSensei1958]

View: https://twitter.com/Morbidful/status/1789360743197913219

 

[Dingleberry]

He saw it coming. Barely.


View: https://twitter.com/ErrorFatals/status/1790064371990728967

 

[LordSensei1958]

View: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1679877102843337

 

[LordSensei1958]

View: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1282963449330081

 

[LordSensei1958]

View: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1375042363890997

 

[LordSensei1958]

View: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1365741274093010

 

[LordSensei1958]

View: https://www.facebook.com/reel/678552080921868

 

[LordSensei1958]

View: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1198374457854525