Meme Dump

[Kontradiction]

And some blood.

 

[Kontradiction]

 

[Kontradiction]

 

[HSanders]

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That would be an epic category on my fitness tracker. hold on let me look and see if they have anything like that. Nope, closest thing is manual labor.

 

[Kontradiction]

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDN79cKyt58/?igsh=MWNzc2M4MmxneW01cg==

 

[Kontradiction]

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDPxR6XxVs3/?igsh=MTJ0NDYxcGdrejRqdQ==

 

[Tony2046]

And some blood.

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I have a two flush system. First flush is for the poo and the second flush is for the toilet paper. At work it's a three flush system because they buy wax paper toilet rolls so I have to flush twice for the toilet paper.

 

[Kontradiction]

I have a two flush system. First flush is for the poo and the second flush is for the toilet paper. At work it's a three flush system because they buy wax paper toilet rolls so I have to flush twice for the toilet paper.

That’s a lie. You just take massive shits because of your girl’s cooking.

 

[Tony2046]

That’s a lie. You just take massive shits because of your girl’s cooking.

I once told the director of operations during a budget meeting that if he wanted to save money stop buying crappy toilet paper. He'd save 5 minutes per employee who took a shit.

 

[Kontradiction]

I once told the director of operations during a budget meeting that if he wanted to save money stop buying crappy toilet paper. He'd save 5 minutes per employee who took a shit.

I actively avoid shitting at work because they have 0.5 ply toilet paper. You’re better off just wiping your ass with your bare hand.

 

[LordSensei1958]

 

[LordSensei1958]

 

[Deus Irae]

 

[LordSensei1958]

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[LordSensei1958]

 

[Lord Chevy]

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Another reason I am thankful I grew up in the pre-video tech era. If anyone had caught my LSD driven argument with a bush on video I would never have lived it down.

My argument was solid! But the bush had some good points I just couldn't counter.

 

[LordSensei1958]

Another reason I am thankful I grew up in the pre-video tech era. If anyone had caught my LSD driven argument with a bush on video I would never have lived it down.

My argument was solid! But the bush had some good points I just couldn't counter.

 

[LordSensei1958]

 

[LordSensei1958]

 

[LordSensei1958]