Miscellaneous funny, nice, happy, uplifting stuff.

My small grandson got lost in the shopping mall....

He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"

The guard asked, "What's his name?"

"Grandpa"

The guard smiles then asked, "What's he like?"

The boy hesitated for a moment then replies,

"Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits
 
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