Miscellaneous funny, nice, happy, uplifting stuff.
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Did you hear they made a new Afghan Barbie? It's a blow up doll.
There's a new website for orphans. But it doesn't have a home page.
I just dipped my balls in glitter.
It was pretty nuts.
It was pretty nuts.
Q: Why is Dwayne Johnson the only person who can turn a lesbian?
A: Because Rock beats scissors.
A: Because Rock beats scissors.
Q: What do you call 2 lesbians in a closet?
A: A liquor cabinet
A: A liquor cabinet
Q: What's Jeffrey Epstein's favorite kind of garden?
A: Kindergarten
A: Kindergarten
Q: Why can't Chinese people have white kids?
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
I didn't know what to wear to my premature ejactulation society meeting. So, I just came in my pants.
Did any of you see the mistake in this photo?
HSanders
Cracker bitch
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I had sex with my dad in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.
Q: What's another name for coming inside a woman?
A: Loading the dishwasher
A: Loading the dishwasher
