Miscellaneous funny, nice, happy, uplifting stuff.

I took my dog on a walk this afternoon on of the local trails that I like. This one is along a little grass-runway airport that has an atv/snowmobile trail running parallel, so we take that route as it's kinda muddy and there probably wont be anyone else on it. My dog gets crazy around other dogs, and lots of people like to bring their dogs without leashes. Anyway we're approaching the last 1/4 mile of the trail and i see something up ahead, off to the side and I can't really tell what it is because my vision isn't great.. but it's something that doesn't look right. I'm thinking a bear possibly, or deer, but there's red and a long black "mane" flowing toward the ground, so I start thinking It looks like a small horse. We take a few more steps and I stop, hoping my dog doesn't see it and start freaking out. And then it occurs to me what it is, it's a woman with her jeans around her ankles, squatting down taking a #1 or #2, but she has super long hair and her head is down so it was flipped over the front of her head! She notices us and immediately stands up pulling up her panties and jeans, and scurrying off in the other direction.
 
Back
Top