Miscellaneous funny, nice, happy, uplifting stuff.
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Q: What do you call a lesbian with braces?
A: A box cutter
A: A box cutter
My friend came out of the room with tears in his eyes and said " It's a boy".
We're not going back to Thailand again.
We're not going back to Thailand again.
Q: What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A: Taste
A: Taste
Q: What's long, brown and sticky?
A: A gay man's condom
A: A gay man's condom
After my ex died, I couldn't shower alone for like 10 years.
Now, I'm out of prison.
Now, I'm out of prison.
Did you know that some of the Black Holes are billions of years old?
The ones Steven Hawking was studying were only 14 years old.
The ones Steven Hawking was studying were only 14 years old.
Q: What's the difference between marijuana and pussy?
A: When you can smell marijuana from across the room it's good marijuana..
A: When you can smell marijuana from across the room it's good marijuana..
Q: How many Emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they just sit in the dark and cry
A: None, they just sit in the dark and cry
Q: Why do girls from West Virginia never ride reverse cowgirl when they're having sex?
A: They were taught to never turn your back on family.
A: They were taught to never turn your back on family.
