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I went to see the movie "Madame Web". What a fucking abortion that was. I'd rather watch a doubleheader of the "Marvels" and Super Bowl 42 instead of seeing this again. Fortunately, I was able to catch about an hour of sleep during it, but the part I saw was horrible and wasn't going to get any better. If you're going, I highly recommend seeing it fucked up enough so you can fall asleep during it..
 
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Q: What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her 6 brothers?

A: A virgin
 
Q: What do a puppy and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?

A: They both have wet noses
 
 
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