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A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.The nun said, Father, remember Psalm 129?"The priest removed his hand.But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look upPsalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”
 
LordSensei1958 said:
@everyone

Time for a Sensei magic trick!!!! (Lucky you)

84 beers - your age + 40 = The year you were born

No applause, just throw money!!
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This worked for me but it won’t work in 2 weeks after my birthday

Get year 83 now but when I turn 42 the year would be 82
 
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BREAKING: The Angel Reese action figure has been released. Comes with her spirit animal, glue-on eyelash kit, a victim card, keys to an $8,000 monthly apartment that she can’t afford with her $73,000 WNBA salary and a plie of bricks with a masonry kit. Flip the box for brick home building plans!
 
Brittany was doing a jigsaw puzzle when Patty Mahomes walked into his house. He saw Brittany and asked what she was doing. She said" It's a jigsaw you idiot". He asks "What's it supposed to be"? She pulls up the box and says "It's a rooster". He says "Oh honey, let's put the Corn Flakes back in the package".
 
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