NGFFL - Are you ready for some (gay) football?

@Lord Guts just to confirm, this is NOT a soccer league with a redundant name.

What percentage of soccer players do you think are gay? Is it 50/50?

I'm thinking soccer is probably 70/30 gay. It's pretty much the male equivalent of softball.
 
A guy walks into a gay bar to get a drink and it's just him and the bartender there. He orders up a drink and the bartender asked if he wanted to play a game. The guy says"Ok, what kind of game"? The bartender says "It's called Fartball". Then he says "I'll show you how to play". He pulls down his pants and bends over and after a few seconds he lets out a little poof from his ass. The Bartender says "Ok, that's 6 points now I have to go for the extra point". He bent over again and let out another little poof from his ass. He says"That's 7 points. Your turn". The guy pulls down his pants and lets one rip. He says" Ok, that's 6 points now I'll go for the extra point". He bent over and was getting ready to fart when the bartender pulled out his dick and said "Block that kick"!
 
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