NFL GameDay Week 13 Gameday Thread

[Tony2046]

Not black, but I've got licorice for you. It's not mighty, but I'm proud of it.


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You have no children do you?

 

[LordSensei1958]

Not black, but I've got licorice for you. It's not mighty, but I'm proud of it.


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You must be an Indian. And is that actual size?

 

[Dingleberry]

You have no children do you?

It's small, but it works.

 

[Dingleberry]

You must be an Indian. And is that actual size?

No. The photo was enhanced.

 

[Tony2046]

It's small, but it works.

Geez, I'm not sure that you could legally rape someone.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

I’d give Mayo another year with a revamped roster. I’d fire AVP on his ass right away. One of these dudes whose like “Nice, great series of plays, but let’s reign it all in here and make sure we don’t do something reckless and lose the game” and immediately takes the ball out of Maye’s hands to rely on the offensive line failing / getting a holding penalty which will cost them points and ultimately the game. How many fucking times do we need to see this repeat itself? Let the young man cook, you fucking cunt.

 

[Dingleberry]

Geez, I'm not sure that you could legally rape someone.

Exactly. I've used that defense successfully 5 times.

 

[Dingleberry]

I’d give Mayo another year with a revamped roster. I’d fire AVP on his ass right away. One of these dudes whose like “Nice, great series of plays, but let’s reign it all in here and make sure we don’t do something reckless and lose the game” and immediately takes the ball out of Maye’s hands to rely on the offensive line failing / getting a holding penalty which will cost them points and ultimately the game. How many fucking times do we need to see this repeat itself? Let the young man cook, you fucking cunt.

Agree. Except for the Mayo part. He should be lynched. Metaphorically speaking, of course, because I hate violence.

 

[Tony2046]

Exactly. I've used that defense successfully 5 times.

"But your honor, I have a micro penis. I never got past the lips"

"Acquitted!"

 

[Dingleberry]

"But your honor, I have a micro penis. I never got past the lips"

"Acquitted!"

I wreak havoc on a belly button though!

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Agree. Except for the Mayo part. He should be lynched. Metaphorically speaking, of course, because I hate violence.

He has the same attitude as AVP. It’s incredible how risk averse these guys are. They always play not to lose while they drafted a QB who wants to play to win.

 

[Deus Irae]

Patriots trailing yet again. Having to settle for 4 FGAs, and missing one, will do that for you.

 

[Dingleberry]

All this micro penis talk is a fun diversion for me. The truth is I am going in for penis reduction surgery next week. My back can't handle carrying a sledgehammer between my legs any longer.

Wish me luck, please.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Jacoby is like one of those Dominican baseball players who says he’s 22 but he’s like 34.

 

[Deus Irae]

He has the same attitude as AVP. It’s incredible how risk averse these guys are. They always play not to lose while they drafted a QB who wants to play to win.

Give them credit.


"I'm going to take my (allegedly) franchise-quality rookie QB and make him useless on a play inside the 5 yard line" is a "risky" a/k/a retarded play call.

 

[HSanders]

really like gibson.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Maye cooking.

Offensive holding incoming.

 

[Dingleberry]

Great timing throw there by Maye. He looks great

 

[Dingleberry]

NO punts today. Every FG has been OL fuck up.

 

[Tony2046]

Bullshit