Gay Moments for Straight People

[Lord Chevy]

If he's not getting out snake venom, yet it is.

Even if you send the Timber Rattler a thank you note? Or does that make it gay again?

Asking for a friend.

 

[Deus Irae]

Not for you. The dude susking is super gay though.

So we now know that LD is a frequent visitor of the glory holes in men's rooms....

 

[J.J Stokes]

It it gay if a dude sucks your dick?

Only if you're the one doing the sucking, friend.

 

[Fly Eagles Fly]

You're all a bunch of fags a real alpha like myself never has gay thoughts.

 

[Lord Guts]

You're all a bunch of fags a real alpha like myself never has gay thoughts.

You're an Eagles fan dude.

 

[Lord Maye]

It it gay if a dude sucks your dick?

Not if you say no homo after

 

[Kontradiction]

It it gay if a dude sucks your dick?

As long as you can’t see him through the hole, you’re good.

 

[Kontradiction]

You're an Eagles fan dude.

Bro moans a little when he washes his ass.