Happy Limerick Day
- Thread starter Dingleberry
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There's a Super Bowl team called the Chiefs
With the refs should be renamed the Thiefs
PM is still chatty
And just like his Patty
He doesn't fart like a man, but he queefs.
As requested by @Lord Guts an Ode to @PM15
With the refs should be renamed the Thiefs
PM is still chatty
And just like his Patty
He doesn't fart like a man, but he queefs.
As requested by @Lord Guts an Ode to @PM15
@Ice_Ice_Brady in the gym he's been killin'
His new lady has his future looking thrillin'
He's showing some sack
By going in bareback
Better buy a big supply of penicillin!
His new lady has his future looking thrillin'
He's showing some sack
By going in bareback
Better buy a big supply of penicillin!
Ice_Ice_Brady
the executioner’s face is always well hidden
All hail our bleeding heart lawyer Deus
As he drives in his pink flamboyant Prius
His pronoun is shim
He'll cry on a whim
We are men, he wouldn't want to be us.
Sorry @Deus Irae I had to do one for you.
As he drives in his pink flamboyant Prius
His pronoun is shim
He'll cry on a whim
We are men, he wouldn't want to be us.
Sorry @Deus Irae I had to do one for you.
PM15
and the home of the....Chieeeeeefs
Nice but this is still Bullshit
Tony2046
Well-known member
Hickory dickory dock
Dingleberry was sucking my cock
The clock struck two
I blew my goo
And dropped him off at the next block.
Ohhhhh
The poster HSanders is a cracker bitch
whose vaginia had a terrible itch
so all day long she would scratch
but nothing helped her poor little snatch
and it made her act like a witch
I was doing good until the last line.
@Lord Dingleberry perhaps you can help with a better last line.
whose vaginia had a terrible itch
so all day long she would scratch
but nothing helped her poor little snatch
and it made her act like a witch
I was doing good until the last line.
@Lord Dingleberry perhaps you can help with a better last line.
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HSanders HSanders
Well-known member
here you go @LordSensei1958
sanders the cracker bitch sleaze
spends most of her life on her knees
her best attribute
is not that she's cute
but she'll take out her teeth just to please.
sanders the cracker bitch sleaze
spends most of her life on her knees
her best attribute
is not that she's cute
but she'll take out her teeth just to please.
While clever, it still didn't help out my last line.
Poor @HSanders that miserable wench
Her decayed pussy had a terrible stench
It made my cock shrink
Into a pathetic little dink
That didn't want to go near that trench.
Tough to find another rhyme to end stronger. I might actually switch lines 2 and 5 to end with the gut punch.
The poster @HSanders is a cracker bitch
And all day she acts like a witch
She does nothing but scratch
Her smelly little snatch
Because her vagina has a terrible itch.
Poetry classes later this afternoon!
I'll have you know I typed the last one into my phone while in line at the bank!
No rhythm method under those circumstances
HSanders HSanders
Well-known member
i am sitting in my garage after coming home from workouts so not as much pressure...
I'm trying to compete with a couple of english majors. The pressure's on me!
There was a Jar of Mayo who then became a Lord
Like @Ice_Ice_Brady he finally scored!
It wasn't a lady all curved
But an orgasm self served
And onto his thumb, the white river poured.
@Lord Mayo your turn.
Like @Ice_Ice_Brady he finally scored!
It wasn't a lady all curved
But an orgasm self served
And onto his thumb, the white river poured.
@Lord Mayo your turn.
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An ode to George Floyd. If you are offended by this, you probably think semen is a food group.
There was a junkie by the name of George Floyd,
Liked to shoot up and was always unemployed
Beat his girlfriend to heck
Raged at that knee on his neck,
He can't breathe, but now at least he's not annoyed.
There was a junkie by the name of George Floyd,
Liked to shoot up and was always unemployed
Beat his girlfriend to heck
Raged at that knee on his neck,
He can't breathe, but now at least he's not annoyed.
Can I play?
In honor of @Lord Guts
My favorite Lord goes by the name of Guts
I love him but he thinks I'm a putz.
I know it would be super
To have his hot Latin pooper
And my hands on his clean shaven nuts.
In honor of @Lord Guts
My favorite Lord goes by the name of Guts
I love him but he thinks I'm a putz.
I know it would be super
To have his hot Latin pooper
And my hands on his clean shaven nuts.
