I don't shave I trim down there
Happy Limerick Day
- Thread starter Dingleberry
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Fuck that!! Let her gag on a pube.
I don't believe you. Show me.
There once was a Pats fan named Finn
Asked @Lord Guts to let him stick it in
Guts said no way
Not my Hershey highway,
Use my mouth, bounce your balls off my chin!
Asked @Lord Guts to let him stick it in
Guts said no way
Not my Hershey highway,
Use my mouth, bounce your balls off my chin!
A man, once, for a dare,
Was fucking his girl on the stair.
When the bannister broke,
he quickened his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.
Was fucking his girl on the stair.
When the bannister broke,
he quickened his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.
Fly Eagles Fly
Well-known member
Make it 50K and you have a deal
Fly Eagles Fly
Well-known member
I'm not in the million club like you , man. I'm poor
For 10K I'll give you the first line and then you can finish it.
I will do it for free! Gimme a bit....
Hey!!! You're costing me money you prick!!!
Art isn't about money, you whore.
You ain't going to pay no bills with art hippie!!
I live off the land. No bills.
There's a Cowboy fan named @CM Punk
Whose team is in a 40 year funk
Never sniffing a ring
Yet the ironic thing
CM's breath like Jerry Jones' cock stunk.
There's a Cowboy fan named @CM Punk
Whose team is in a 40 year funk
Never sniffing a ring
Yet the ironic thing
CM's mouth is full of Jerrah's hot spunk.
Here ya go @Fly Eagles Fly
Not sure which ending line works better. So we'll go with both.
Whose team is in a 40 year funk
Never sniffing a ring
Yet the ironic thing
CM's breath like Jerry Jones' cock stunk.
There's a Cowboy fan named @CM Punk
Whose team is in a 40 year funk
Never sniffing a ring
Yet the ironic thing
CM's mouth is full of Jerrah's hot spunk.
Here ya go @Fly Eagles Fly
Not sure which ending line works better. So we'll go with both.
@CMPunk This is a free sample just to advertise my limerick abilities. If anyone wants me to do a limerick it will only set you back 50K in Dingle Dollars.
@CMPunk Your welcome.
There once was a poster called @FlyEaglesFly
who fantasized about being fucked by a guy
he dreamt about balls slapping his chin
and having his ass totally reamed by Finn
and he thought "Boy I'd like to give that a try".
@CMPunk Your welcome.
There once was a poster called @FlyEaglesFly
who fantasized about being fucked by a guy
he dreamt about balls slapping his chin
and having his ass totally reamed by Finn
and he thought "Boy I'd like to give that a try".
There was a horny old man named Dave
who dug up a prostitute's grave
She smelled like shit
and was missing a tit
but think of the money he saved
who dug up a prostitute's grave
She smelled like shit
and was missing a tit
but think of the money he saved
