Miscellaneous funny, nice, happy, uplifting stuff.
- Thread starter HSanders
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My lesbian friends got me a gold timepiece for my birthday. Apparently they were confused when I said I wanna watch.
HSanders
Cracker bitch
Lord Chevy
I'm home
That's the HQ of Car Talk! Loved that radio show ... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_and_Ray_Magliozzi
Mine too but for the wrong reason
Ice_Ice_Brady
the executioner’s face is always well hidden
My brother in law’s accounting firm was Stringham & Lynch. Lol wtf.
I used to work as a programmer for auto-correct. They fried me for no raisin.
Q: Why did the farmer take the wifi out at the farm?
A: Because the cows kept downloading Moooooosic.
Q: Why did the farmer take the wifi out at the farm?
A: Because the cows kept downloading Moooooosic.
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Q: What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant?
A: Non-buy-dairy
A: Non-buy-dairy
Q: What's a cat's favorite TV show?
A: Claw and order
A: Claw and order
Ice_Ice_Brady
the executioner’s face is always well hidden
Q: What's the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman and a hooker with diarrhea?
A: One shucks between fits and the other fucks between shits.
A: One shucks between fits and the other fucks between shits.
