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My girls were here for the first hour of the Chiefs game and were mocking me because of my hatred for Travis Swift.
 
The greatest roast joke of all time was told by Whitney Cummings to Pamela Anderson:

"Pamela, you've had sex with Bret Michaels, Kid Rock, and Tommy Lee. Why don't you save yourself some time and just drink a vat of Magic Johnson's blood.
I don’t know, man. Giraldo has some great burns. He told Flava Flav that he looked like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape and asked Gary Busey if he just flew in from Lobotomy Island.
 
I'd recommend the Rancho San Antonio reserve in Cupertino they have a farm
Can you interact with animals? Which animals do they have? Might go there.
 
I don’t know, man. Giraldo has some great burns. He told Flava Flav that he looked like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape and asked Gary Busey if he just flew in from Lobotomy Island.
Geraldo is the greatest I've ever seen. But that one joke had me dying the most.
 
My girls were here for the first hour of the Chiefs game and were mocking me because of my hatred for Travis Swift.
I’m so happy that my girls aren’t old enough yet to be Swifties. Although I guess some dads have said that it gets their girls to watch football games with them and has helped them bond, so who am I to hate?
 
Geraldo is the greatest I've ever seen. But that one joke had me dying the most.
Before my time, but I’ve seen Don Rickles roasts via YouTube and he was absolutely ruthless.
 
You know that when you post stupid shit while trying to troll, it gets viewed differently here than on ChiefsPlanet, right?
It's not stupid when it's not that far of man. By the way Kelce is the GOAT tight end too he broke a Jerry Rice record
 
somehow ended up in the pregame thread

i went into a food coma nap for a good hour or so towards end of that abysmal Ravens game after some delicious chinese food

im rooting for Lions but my gut tells me 49ers are a better match for KC
 
I love seeing this beautiful profile pictures besides mine
 
Alright lets go Lions, looks like they woke up a bit
 
I’m so happy that my girls aren’t old enough yet to be Swifties. Although I guess some dads have said that it gets their girls to watch football games with them and has helped them bond, so who am I to hate?
They don’t watch the games. They just ask me to pause the game and tell them when the ugly bitch gets shown. I fucking hate the Chiefs.
 
somehow ended up in the pregame thread

i went into a food coma nap for a good hour or so towards end of that abysmal Ravens game after some delicious chinese food

im rooting for Lions but my gut tells me 49ers are a better match for KC
Chinese food? Your gut is telling you that you’re about to have diarrhea.
 
I love seeing this beautiful profile pictures besides mine
You even watching the NFCCG dude? Or just a fan of pop culture crazes?
 
The fucking 49ers would come back from a double digit deficit
 
this is where the winning team will get shredded with injuries before the game ends, to pave an easy path for KC
I’m still fantasizing about Purdy’s injury on the last play, leading to TB12 beating Mahomes in the SB.
 
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