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[Deus Irae]

Concussion?

Or new talent?

If that latter, I would think he's getting another season.

He's a 4th round pick who's done absolutely nothing, still can't run the correct routes or even line up properly, and can't get on the field in a year where the team is desperate for WR play.

There's no reason to keep him beyond this season beyond "but we drafted him last year".

 

[Dingleberry]

He's a 4th round pick who's done absolutely nothing, still can't run the correct routes or even line up properly, and can't get on the field in a year where the team is desperate for WR play.

There's no reason to keep him beyond this season beyond "but we drafted him last year".

He'll be on the PS, at the very least. That's a guarantee.

Unless his brain is now oatmeal.

 

[ItsGonnaBeMaye]

Javon Baker's 2024 stats:

Number of receptions: 0
Number of yards: 0
Number of TDs: 0
Number of people in wheelchairs who have stood up: 0

 

[Dingleberry]

Javon Baker's 2024 stats:

Number of receptions: 0
Number of yards: 0
Number of TDs: 0
Number of people in wheelchairs who have stood up: 0

Technically false. I rode around Disney World one day in a wheelchair because I was tired as shit. Got to the parking lot and stood up.

But your point remains.

 

[LordSensei1958]

He was a full participant at practice today unlike Jones.

 

[LordSensei1958]

Barmore done for the year.

 

[LordSensei1958]

Howie Long talking about SB51 was pretty interesting.

 

[Kontradiction]

Patriots rookie Javon Baker reveals harrowing details of off-field concussion

Reading this makes the fact that the good captain “laughed” at it even funnier now.

 

[Kontradiction]

Barmore done for the year.

He should have never come back that early. Props to him for gutting it out.

 

[Beers]

If Baker is healthy you have to put him out there, he's done nothing.. Let's see if he can do more than nothing, same with Polk.

 

[Dingleberry]

If Baker is healthy you have to put him out there, he's done nothing.. Let's see if he can do more than nothing, same with Polk.

I dunno. With his reported lack of understanding of the play book or route running, he might be a car crash out there.

Metaphorically.

 

[Beers]

View: https://x.com/PatriotsCLNS/status/1869744500123275292

If Bedard ends up being right about this I'll never talk shit about him again.

 

[Dingleberry]

If Bedard ends up being right about this I'll never talk shit about him again.

I'd be so happy that I'd give him @Lord Guts ass for a night.

 

[LordSensei1958]

I'd be so happy that I'd give him @Lord Guts ass for a night.

Like he hasn't had it before...

 

[Dingleberry]

Like he hasn't had it before...

Who hasn't? That Latin hairless ass has seen more cock than Old MacDonald's farm.

 

[LordSensei1958]

Who hasn't? That Latin hairless ass has seen more cock than Old MacDonald's farm.

His ass has seen more dicks than Yankee Stadium urinals.

 

[Dingleberry]

His ass has seen more dicks than Yankee Stadium urinals.

His ass has seen more seamen than the US Navy

 

[LordSensei1958]

His ass has seen more seamen than the US Navy

His ass had so many dicks, he doesn't use Vaseline, he uses Dentu-Grip.

 

[Dingleberry]

His ass had so many dicks, he doesn't use Vaseline, he uses Dentu-Grip.

@Lord Guts asshole has been so abused, its stretch marks look like a road map of upstate New York.

 

[Kontradiction]

If Bedard ends up being right about this I'll never talk shit about him again.

Should have hired him this offseason but they decided to put language in Mayo’s contract regarding succession planning. Hopefully he’s just a one-year lease. Vrabel is easily the superior coach.