Super Bowl 58 Pregame Thread: 49ers versus Chiefs

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

I can see this one. Solid player who the media adores at all times even though he’s a cut below the great ones. Says all the right things. Advanced metrics exposes as highly overrated due to dramatized athleticism on routine plays. Will stop winning championships midway through career when supporting cast normalizes. Many will call the GOAT for completely irrational reasons. When he retires, the thought of him being the GOAT will become a punchline and people who said it will be be highly embarrassed as they try to change the subject.

 

[LordSensei1958]

View: https://twitter.com/jasrifootball/status/1754873001210699794

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

View: https://twitter.com/jasrifootball/status/1754873001210699794

Joe Buck is the worst broadcaster of all time. I can’t listen to him. As much as I hate Romo, at least he brings energy.

 

[LordSensei1958]

View: https://twitter.com/BovadaOfficial/status/1754877836609884533

 

[LordSensei1958]

So, does anyone think Patty's ring count will catch up to his dad's DUI count?

 

[HSanders]

So, does anyone think Patty's ring count will catch up to his dad's DUI count?

oh @Lord Dingleberry
prop bet???

 

[LordSensei1958]

View: https://twitter.com/_MLFootball/status/1754904813484007875

 

[PM15]

View: https://twitter.com/ItsJodiNewsome/status/1754696615900651914?t=oK4uyNSyu1ZI_gCRjlAjJQ&s=19


Petty Patty is the best version. 49ers are fucked now.

 

[Lord Guts]

View: https://twitter.com/ItsJodiNewsome/status/1754696615900651914?t=oK4uyNSyu1ZI_gCRjlAjJQ&s=19


Petty Patty is the best version. 49ers are fucked now.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

View: https://twitter.com/ItsJodiNewsome/status/1754696615900651914?t=oK4uyNSyu1ZI_gCRjlAjJQ&s=19


Petty Patty is the best version. 49ers are fucked now.

Yeah got it…

If the Chiefs talk smack, oh boy, this means the Chiefs are gonna blow them out!

If the Niners talk smack, oh boy, this means the Chiefs are gonna blow them out!

 

[Lord Guts]

Yeah got it…

If the Chiefs talk smack, oh boy, this means the Chiefs are gonna blow them out!

If the Niners talk smack, oh boy, this means the Chiefs are gonna blow them out!

He's trying to cope dawg
Chefs are picked by most of the media and are getting 80 percent of the money
They're not being doubted lol

 

[Kontradiction]

Yeah got it…

If the Chiefs talk smack, oh boy, this means the Chiefs are gonna blow them out!

If the Niners talk smack, oh boy, this means the Chiefs are gonna blow them out!

Bulletin board material?

 

[Lord Maye]

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Plus the Sphere wasn’t around when Brady was in a Super Bowl.

im amazed it took until page 33 for this pic to make it here, and even more amazed it came from a Pats fan lol

 

[Kontradiction]

im amazed it took until page 33 for this pic to make it here, and even more amazed it came from a Pats fan lol

You shouldn’t be surprised. I used to make fun of him for kissing his grown ass son on the lips.

 

[Lord Guts]

You shouldn’t be surprised. I used to make fun of him for kissing his grown ass son on the lips.

You'd make fun of anything honestly

 

[Dingleberry]

You shouldn’t be surprised. I used to make fun of him for kissing his grown ass son on the lips.

I think I saw tongue in that kiss too.

 

[Kontradiction]

These edits make me happy.


View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2-9iIdsm97/?igsh=MXB0ZDZkeGgwb2psNA==

 

[PM15]

View: https://twitter.com/PFF/status/1754897749160628432?t=mVjVbkjkKGp77BsqEaV2Pg&s=19


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[tabmixer]

Nah I need the 49ers to lose. It's the lesser of two evils.

Not sure about that. You really want Travis Kelce/Taylor Swift love fest plastered all over

 

[tabmixer]

View: https://twitter.com/PFF/status/1754897749160628432?t=mVjVbkjkKGp77BsqEaV2Pg&s=19


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I like Patrick I think he's the best Quarterback by a wide margin, but he needs to calm down with the villain narrative. The media loves him