The First Thanksgiving - PatsFags Exile Pilgrims

[Dingleberry]

Big thanks to @Lord Mayo who was an original gambling degenerate over at the other place. We had some disagreements in the Pub back when you were a little gay. But you never curled up like a PP2 or a Bill Lee. Thankfully, you have seen the light. With your warped sense of humor, you were meant to be with us. You would have been banned eventually over there anyway.

 

[Dingleberry]

Thank you @Tony2046 for joining this group of idiots. I don't think we ever crossed paths back at Ian's Anal Emporium, but you likely would have hated me there too. A bit of goodness exudes from your posts, so you're probably a decent person. We certainly need that here. You seem like a person I'd like to sit down and have a beer with.

Maybe we can share a toast once Zelensky goes down for his dirt nap!

 

[Dingleberry]

I am certainly giving thanks that @Hyped came to the new forum. When @Lord Guts was thinking about running the gambling over there for another season, I wanted him to stop for two reasons. First, watching Guts deep throat Ian is nauseating. But second, I knew if there was no gambling there that you would be forced to come here. Degenerates gonna degenerate.

 

[Lord Guts]

@everyone I love you all

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

@everyone I love you all

The equivalent of a Valentine’s Day candy that says “Be Mine” in place of a card

 

[Dingleberry]

The equivalent of a Valentine’s Day candy that says “Be Mine” in place of a card

I didn't want to say it, but you're right. That was a half assed "fuck off" type of message by Guts. Here I am pouring my heart out, my soul! And Guts gives us that.

 

[Lord Guts]

I didn't want to say it, but you're right. That was a half assed "fuck off" type of message by Guts. Here I am pouring my heart out, my soul! And Guts gives us that.

@jlaff is watching us and I cabt give him the impression that you my favorite

 

[LordSensei1958]

@jlaff is watching us and I cabt give him the impression that you my favorite

What the fuck do you mean by that? I thought I was your favorite!!! You prick!!

 

[Lord Guts]

What the fuck do you mean by that? I thought I was your favorite!!! You prick!!

You're my idol you can't be the favorite

 

[LordSensei1958]

You're my idol you can't be the favorite

Good answer. I've taught you well young grasshopper.

 

[Dingleberry]

This thread is supposed to be about giving legitimate and personal thanks to our forum family members. I will not let the spirit of this thread be hijacked. Everyone here will get a personal thank you from me.

You fucking retarded cunts who want to desecrate this thread will feel the wrath once my holiday spirit has left the building. But thank you for being here.

 

[Dingleberry]

@PATS16N0 I want to thank you for coming back finally! You gave us a scare when you disappeared from the Planet. The Planet PM is where you really showed you had the vulgar spirit to truly belong. Your drive by troll sessions on PatsFags were hilarious. More to come in the future?

I do hear a major scandal is about to be unearthed involving you. But this is not the thread for that. Soon.

 

[ItsGonnaBeMaye]

You are all welcome.

 

[Dingleberry]

You are all welcome.

Your thank you was coming, but since you are here....


I am so grateful that @ItsGonnaBeMaye is here! The GDT would not be as entertaining without you. You are obviously brilliant because you were accused of being me! And you were the first to recognize the greatness in the new GOAT, drake fucking Maye. You have found your true forum home here.

 

[Kontradiction]

You are all welcome.

You’re home.

 

[Kontradiction]

And I had to boot Kontra because he'd gone too far literally hundreds of times (and I let him stay, BTW - pisisng off a ton of people who no longer post here because "I picked him" over them) until he finally went too far with Pape's wife. There was no coming back from that, and I heard from a lot of people after that happened and I had no reasonable argument against what he forced me to do.

I did this almost daily over there. Pape’s wife is dead. It’s no disrespect to say that a dead person is dead. That said, I’d also like to thank Pape’s very dead, decomposed, wife.

 

[Dingleberry]

@mgcolby thank you for joining us over here. You were one of the people on PatsFags that made me somewhat regret getting banned. This is the proper home for the Picker. I love checking out the numbers each week and seeing what SHOULD happen. A degenerate gambler like you belongs here eating meat while occasionally snacking on milk and cookies over there.

 

[ItsGonnaBeMaye]

I did this almost daily over there. Pape’s wife is dead. It’s no disrespect to say that a dead person is dead. That said, I’d also like to thank Pape’s very dead, decomposed, wife.

I don't know who this Pape individual is, but based on your description, he sounds like a retard.

 

[Dingleberry]

I don't know who this Pape individual is, but based on your description, he sounds like a retard.

His wife is even dumber.

 

[mgcolby]

Thanks Dingle. I enjoy this place. I obviously don't have any issues like you guys do with Ian. But I enjoy the banter here. I appreciate the "should", its another shit week for the picker. But since you mentioned home. I did find a home for Shamlock.

Shamlock