The Official Divisional Round GDT

Super Bowl matchup will be Washington vs KC.

You are welcome.
 
It's really amazing how little criticism Lamar Jackson is receiving for how shitty he played in the first half of that game. It's almost like the media knows he's gonna be named the MVP and they don't want to besmirch it.
 
Here is how the AFCCG will go. This will be a very technical Xs and Os breakdown, so many of you may not be able to keep up.

Patrick Mahomes will drop his pants in the middle of the field and take a huge creamy shit all over Josh Allens forehead. Then he will proceed to smear the shit all over Allen's face, and will close out the game by teabagging Allen, with his shit now hardened across Josh's face.
 
Here is how the AFCCG will go. This will be a very technical Xs and Os breakdown, so many of you may not be able to keep up.

Patrick Mahomes will drop his pants in the middle of the field and take a huge creamy shit all over Josh Allens forehead. Then he will proceed to smear the shit all over Allen's face, and will close out the game by teabagging Allen, with his shit now hardened across Josh's face.
GAAHHHH! not watching that.🤣
 
Here is how the AFCCG will go. This will be a very technical Xs and Os breakdown, so many of you may not be able to keep up.

Patrick Mahomes will drop his pants in the middle of the field and take a huge creamy shit all over Josh Allens forehead. Then he will proceed to smear the shit all over Allen's face, and will close out the game by teabagging Allen, with his shit now hardened across Josh's face.
Due to dipping his sack in shit, Patty will get an infection, and Allen will be penalized 15 yards and and fined.
 
Due to dipping his sack in shit, Patty will get an infection, and Allen will be penalized 15 yards and and fined.
Mahomes has done it so many times to Allen that he is now immune to any infection.
 
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