NFL GameDay The official Week 1 game day thread.

[Beers]

Shit I had to find a stream, I don't have fagsRus+ or whatever channel this is on.

 

[Lord Chevy]

How the hell does a Hispanic controlled field have bad grass? They come to America and rule the lawn care industry!

 

[Dingleberry]

That PI got the rules changed. Looked like he had a handful of shoulder, not just a little tap

If that's PI, I am done with the NFL.

 

[Dingleberry]

So, where the hell is everybody else?

Finger fucking their fat fannies.

 

[Beers]

 

[PATS16N0]

Have a nice glass of orange juice. And eat some oranges.

Ya, what is Florida cuisine?

Bad.

 

[Dingleberry]

This is being played on a soccer field. How gay.

 

[Beers]

Why would you have a head full of dreads and then dye like 8 of them blonde?

 

[Dingleberry]

The players keep sliding on this homo soccer field.

 

[Lord Chevy]

@Tony2046 - you here? Hurts needs you!

 

[Beers]

The players keep sliding on this homo soccer field.

That turf looks soft, it's tearing up on them

 

[Dingleberry]

3-0

That is the most points ever scored on this soccer field. The previous record was a breathtaking 0-0 draw.

 

[Lord Chevy]

That turf looks soft, it's tearing up on them

Well, it's not like soccer players do enough to damage it. They just prance around a bit then flop.

 

[Dingleberry]

Someone make sure Guts reads the last couple of pages.

Fuck it. Make it the whole thread. I'm just gonna shit on soccer for the rest of the game just to humor myself. There's only a few of us here anyway.

 

[Beers]

Now that's how you take advantage of the new kickoff

 

[Dingleberry]

Hurts is awful.

 

[Beers]

Let's go Packers !

 

[Beers]

Oh yeah Kelce is retired, Jurgens biffed that one

 

[Lord Chevy]

Calling @Tony2046 !

Jalen really, really, REALLY needs you!

 

[Dingleberry]

Jacobs cut that close. Should have just dove forward.