NFL GameDay The official Week 1 game day thread.

[Kontradiction]

After an entire offseason of not drinking on Sundays, I slipped up today and had two vodka sodas and 16 beers by now (still drinking). I also had to smell my keys before I left the bar so I could drive home. Not proud of my performance today, but we will study the film and do better next week.

 

[Kontradiction]

The Browns might have had the worst OL performance I’ve ever seen in my life today.

 

[Kontradiction]

Maria Taylor towers over DMac.

 

[Kontradiction]

@Godzilla

 

[Kontradiction]

Not sure why everyone expects the Lions to walk away with this one. The Rams could easily surprise them.

 

[Lord Guts]

I need Aiyuk and Kittle along with Moody to give me 45 pts ans beat that racist asshole

 

[Dingleberry]

Not sure why everyone expects the Lions to walk away with this one. The Rams could easily surprise them.

I took Rams/Under teaser. Rams +10.5 should be doable. Under 58.5? Could be an issue.

 

[Beers]

Not sure why everyone expects the Lions to walk away with this one. The Rams could easily surprise them.

With a healthy Stafford they are a competitor in the NFC for sure

 

[Kontradiction]

I took Rams/Under teaser. Rams +10.5 should be doable. Under 58.5? Could be an issue.

Both teams should, at least on paper, have decent defenses.

 

[Deus Irae]

Not sure why everyone expects the Lions to walk away with this one. The Rams could easily surprise them.

I could see someone looking at the coaching styles and thinking that Harry Hardo will have his team more ready than the laid back golden boy will.

 

[Kontradiction]

I could see someone looking at the coaching styles and thinking that Harry Hardo will have his team more ready than the laid back golden boy will.

Sure, but then he will go for it on 4th and 6 at his own 29 yard line.

 

[Kontradiction]

Good tackle by that hulking lesbian for the Rams.

 

[Dingleberry]

Ok, some D! Two 3 and outs bode well for the Under.

 

[Dingleberry]

I despise the uniforms when teams use the same color for shirt and pants.

The skinny kids look like kids pajamas. The OL looks like fat people in a sweatsuit.

 

[Kontradiction]

I despise the uniforms when teams use the same color for shirt and pants.

The skinny kids look like kids pajamas. The OL looks like fat people in a sweatsuit.

Nothing is worse than our all-blues in the new uniforms. Those things are hideous.

 

[Dingleberry]

Nothing is worse than our all-blues in the new uniforms. Those things are hideous.

I'd be ok with all white.

 

[Kontradiction]

Stafford is just picking in Anzalone this entire drive.

 

[Kontradiction]

I'd be ok with all white.

What if you shit yourself?

 

[Tony2046]

Sup with calling Brissett a handicapped QB? He looked pretty good today running the ball when the protection broke down....

Yeah, I also want to see Maye play....but Brissett was solid today. I mean we trotted out a line of: Okorafor, Jordan, Andrews, Robinson, and Onwenu.....with Wallace coming in as the 6th guy....

Man.....today was a good day.

Sorry but I disagree. Brissett looked "ok" at best.

 

[Dingleberry]

What if you shit yourself?

I did. But I'm home alone, so it doesn't matter much.

I think a brown explosion would show up on either the blue or yellow pants too.