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captain stone
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captain stone
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Where's the Real Free Safety?
Where's the Real Run-Stopper?!?
Where's the Real Fucking Outside WR?!?!?
And where's the LEFT FUCKING TACKLE?!?!?!?
Hopefully he got a new set of hands during that procedure as well.
ItsGonnaBeMaye
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Which team do you think we will kick around and embarrass in the Super Bowl this season? I hope we get to bitch slap the Commanders. We need fresh blood to drink.
ItsGonnaBeMaye
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I hope we add Tyreek Hill, too. Despite what the Dolphins are saying publicly, I bet we could take him off their hands.
This would be an enticing place for him, for several reasons:
1. Drake Maye
2. We have trillions of dollars in cap space and could pay him an obscene amount of money
3. We will guarantee him the ability to satisfy his female blood lust by allowing him to beat the fuck out of Ian Logue's wife whenever he pleases. Thank you for your sacrifice, Ian.
This would be an enticing place for him, for several reasons:
1. Drake Maye
2. We have trillions of dollars in cap space and could pay him an obscene amount of money
3. We will guarantee him the ability to satisfy his female blood lust by allowing him to beat the fuck out of Ian Logue's wife whenever he pleases. Thank you for your sacrifice, Ian.
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