Super Bowl 58 Pregame Thread: 49ers versus Chiefs

[Fly Eagles Fly]

That's my Grandfather's QB. When he tells me stories about him they sound like a myth neither Dak or Tony Romo gave me the feeling that Roger gave my grandpa. I was in diapers when Aikman was QB.

And you'll forever be stuck with Prescott. Jerruh loves his draft picks

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

What did you say about my lord you little shit? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Lmfao

 

[Lord Guts]

What did you say about my lord you little shit? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Lol you're a man of culture I see

 

[CM Punk]

What did you say about my lord you little shit? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Hahaha okay this one was good. I had forgotten about this comment. Back when life was great and Dez had caught it.

 

[CM Punk]

And you'll forever be stuck with Prescott. Jerruh loves his draft picks

Don't remind me.
Prick.

 

[Lord Guts]

This cowboy/eagle feud is way better than the PMS bullshit

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

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This is the first time I’ve ever wanted to see a snuff video

 

[Fly Eagles Fly]

This cowboy/eagle feud is way better than the PMS bullshit

Says the guy with a Mahomes profile pic what's that all about? Isn't Brady your God?

Don't remind me.
Prick.

I will keep reminding you until the day you guys win a Superbowl. Dude it's been over 29 years when will you even get there let alone even win one?

 

[Lord Guts]

Says the guy with a Mahomes profile pic what's that all about? Isn't Brady your God?

I lost a bet to our resident Queefs fan and yes I'm a firm believer of the Church of Brady.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Says the guy with a Mahomes profile pic what's that all about? Isn't Brady your God?

I will keep reminding you until the day you guys win a Superbowl. Dude it's been over 29 years when will you even get there let alone even win one?

He lost a bet and had to change his pic

 

[Lord Guts]

This is the first time I’ve ever wanted to see a snuff video

Man I thought I was the president of the Chiefs hater club you may take my mantle

 

[CM Punk]

I will keep reminding you until the day you guys win a Superbowl. Dude it's been over 29 years when will you even get there let alone even win one?

This is bullshit I won't take this fuckery from a Eagles fan. It is well known we Cowboys fans relish in emotional pain, but it's way better than being a horse manure eating, incel breeding, Eagles fan.

 

[Fly Eagles Fly]

This is bullshit I won't take this fuckery from a Eagles fan. It is well known we Cowboys fans relish in emotional pain, but it's way better than being a horse manure eating, incel breeding, Eagles fan.

 

[Lord Guts]

We don't discuss that superbowl around here

 

[Fly Eagles Fly]

We don't discuss that superbowl around here

Sorry to rub it in.



Not really Big Dick Nick the last QB to best the Patriots dynasty in a Superbowl

 

[CM Punk]

Whatever. I can assure you we will win a Superbowl before the Eagles.

 

[Fly Eagles Fly]

Whatever. I can assure you we will win a Superbowl before the Eagles.

BAHAHA With Dak Prescott !!!???
Hurts outplayed Mahomes and was a refs call away from being a champion. If he regains his confidence and plays within the system we have a shot to be back.

 

[Lord Guts]

I think the Lions/49ers/Packers have you guys beat you guys.

 

[Lord Guts]

Well everyone's on the Chiefs now

 

[CM Punk]

BAHAHA With Dak Prescott !!!???
Hurts outplayed Mahomes and was a refs call away from being a champion. If he regains his confidence and plays within the system we have a shot to be back.

Respectfully Fuck Off