Super Bowl 58 Pregame Thread: 49ers versus Chiefs

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Shonn Greene used to run that way, too. He got lucky but it eventually caught up with him. He was also built more to take the punishment than Pacheco is, but not nearly as fast in the open field. His body won’t last long running like that at the NFL level, but he is fun to watch in the meantime.

He’s fun to watch in the same sense it’s fun to watch your best friend bang your wife on a spy cam.

 

[LordSensei1958]

View: https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1752756137877807431

 

[LordSensei1958]

View: https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1752743621051158998

 

[LordSensei1958]

View: https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1752736385532854628

 

[LordSensei1958]

View: https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1752716808635760956

 

[Fly Eagles Fly]

My over/under is at 3 rounds

Please I'd drop any Cowboys fan within 1 round. Nothing masculine about them

 

[Deus Irae]

Watching the NFCEasters going at each other here makes me wonder if we should set up a scoring system for the non-hostile sort of smack battles.

 

[Lord Guts]

View: https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1752716808635760956

God I hope he's starting that would help the 49ers

 

[Lord Guts]

Watching the NFCEasters going at each other here makes me wonder if we should set up a scoring system for the non-hostile sort of smack battles.

Lol I think they hate each other more than us and the Jete

 

[CM Punk]

View: https://twitter.com/_MLFootball/status/1752525700425257297

Makes me even more mad that people can't tackle the guy when he does his classic scramble.

 

[CM Punk]

Please I'd drop any Cowboys fan within 1 round. Nothing masculine about them

I'd end my life if I ever lost to an Iggles fan in any competitive situation. So not happening

 

[PM15]

Sorry boys actually had to be an adult for once and get some work done but I'm here to spew my Chiefs fandom and grace you all with greatness again.

 

[PM15]

View: https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1752716808635760956

I need Toney far away from Vegas as possible. Although he would make for a great punt returner there is that factor to consider.

 

[PM15]

Psssst.... Look who's number 1. Mahomes is the GOAT my ass!!


View: https://twitter.com/NFLGameDay/status/1752043583664955600

Give it time in 15 years Mahomes will be #1. Health permitting

 

[Dingleberry]

So....not only is Kelce taking money to sell the poison clot shot. That alone makes him a piece of shit. Not only did Kelce bring Taylor Swift into the NFL world. That alone makes him guilty of crimes against humanity.

Just a reminder what Mr. Woke was up to during the faggy kneel for the Anthem shit.

I really hope for a career ending injury for this loser.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

So....not only is Kelce taking money to sell the poison clot shot. That alone makes him a piece of shit. Not only did Kelce bring Taylor Swift into the NFL world. That alone makes him guilty of crimes against humanity.

Just a reminder what Mr. Woke was up to during the faggy kneel for the Anthem shit.

I really hope for a career ending injury for this loser.

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As a guy who doesn’t care about the shots or kneeling stuff, I hope Kelce gets hit by a uranium truck.

 

[LordSensei1958]

As a guy who doesn’t care about the shots or kneeling stuff, I hope Kelce gets hit by a uranium truck.

I hope Tay Tay gives him the clap.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

I hope Tay Tay gives him the clap.

They need to split so my kids knock this shit off

 

[tabmixer]

They need to split so my kids knock this shit off

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They're going to get engaged in the Super Bowl after the 49ers inexplicably leave Kelce wide open to win MVP.

 

[Kontradiction]

They need to split so my kids knock this shit off

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She whispered to him, “I’ve never been so turned on in my life.”