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Week 13 Shamlock's Efficiency Rankings
Not a bad week at all, if I do say so meself. And sure, who could argue with the number 69, lads? Well, unless we’re talkin’ about that one time when things got a wee bit fishy—ya know what I mean.
Four straight winning weeks for me power rankings, and I’d call that not too shabby, wouldn’t you? Over 71% of the time, the higher-ranked team put the lower one in its place. The proof’s in the puddin’, lads—this thing’s workin’ like a charm! Sláinte!
To the Ladder Langers and Plungers for Week 14
First up, the Stallions of Denver and those made-up Birds of Seattle, both leapin’ 7 spots this week. Denver shot up by Donkey-punchin’ the shite outta that Brownie—poor fella’s probably still stuck to the Mile High turf. The Stallions? Sure, they’re likely still cleanin’ up the mess.
Then there’s the fairytale Birds of Seattle, carpet-bombin’ those model airplanes in Jersey. Or was it them goddamn pigeons? Feck knows. Either way, Johnson’s still thinkin’ that model glue doubles as lube, and sadly for his fans, they’re stuck with Johnson’s johnson firmly lodged where it shouldn’t be.
The Cubs? A sneaky 4-spot climb, even after losin’ to those cats in Detroit. Sure, it’s all based on numbers, but between us, I might’ve sprinkled a bit o’ leprechaun dust on ‘em for finally sackin’ that eejit who thought he was a coach. Good riddance!
Now, to the Plungers:
First, the purple birds of Baltimore, takin’ a 12-spot nosedive after those badass birds from Philly swooped in and showed ‘em what real wings look like. Not to mention, the Baltimore lads Tucked it like Buffalo Bill—proper embarrassing.
Next, them gold diggers out in the City of Freaks. Frozen out harder in Buffalo than Ron Jeremy at the Rainbow.
And finally, the mighty mites from Nashville. Marched into DC lookin’ for a scrap, only to get scalped by a team with no feckin’ name. Jaysus, lads, what a mess of a week for some of these lot.
Sláinte, and here’s to Week 15 givin’ us even more chaos!
Not a bad week at all, if I do say so meself. And sure, who could argue with the number 69, lads? Well, unless we’re talkin’ about that one time when things got a wee bit fishy—ya know what I mean.
Four straight winning weeks for me power rankings, and I’d call that not too shabby, wouldn’t you? Over 71% of the time, the higher-ranked team put the lower one in its place. The proof’s in the puddin’, lads—this thing’s workin’ like a charm! Sláinte!
First up, the Stallions of Denver and those made-up Birds of Seattle, both leapin’ 7 spots this week. Denver shot up by Donkey-punchin’ the shite outta that Brownie—poor fella’s probably still stuck to the Mile High turf. The Stallions? Sure, they’re likely still cleanin’ up the mess.
Then there’s the fairytale Birds of Seattle, carpet-bombin’ those model airplanes in Jersey. Or was it them goddamn pigeons? Feck knows. Either way, Johnson’s still thinkin’ that model glue doubles as lube, and sadly for his fans, they’re stuck with Johnson’s johnson firmly lodged where it shouldn’t be.
The Cubs? A sneaky 4-spot climb, even after losin’ to those cats in Detroit. Sure, it’s all based on numbers, but between us, I might’ve sprinkled a bit o’ leprechaun dust on ‘em for finally sackin’ that eejit who thought he was a coach. Good riddance!
Now, to the Plungers:
First, the purple birds of Baltimore, takin’ a 12-spot nosedive after those badass birds from Philly swooped in and showed ‘em what real wings look like. Not to mention, the Baltimore lads Tucked it like Buffalo Bill—proper embarrassing.
Next, them gold diggers out in the City of Freaks. Frozen out harder in Buffalo than Ron Jeremy at the Rainbow.
And finally, the mighty mites from Nashville. Marched into DC lookin’ for a scrap, only to get scalped by a team with no feckin’ name. Jaysus, lads, what a mess of a week for some of these lot.
Sláinte, and here’s to Week 15 givin’ us even more chaos!
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